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This blog has existed since July 11, 2005.

I've written about a large number of things in that time, but nothing stresses that point like the following phrase:

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I use a site called sitemeter.com to give me stats about this blog-- how many people are visiting, when they're visiting, and from where (don't get creeped out, I can't see "who" is visiting).

There are some other interesting statistics-- the percentage of people using Macs/PCs, Explorer/Firefox/Safari, the search engine people used to get to the blog (though most type the URL straight into the address bar), and the search words they used to get there.

This last item gets interesting. Most of the people who get here via search engine do so with something predictable-- "tim urban," "underneath the turban," etc. But then there are the others-- the web surfers who have never heard of me or my blog, who happen upon it during an unrelated search.

The searches of these surfers tell me two things-- how weird web surfers are, and how weird my blog is that these searches lead to it.

One of these struck me as particularly odd:

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If you type that into google, not only does my blog come up, it's the first one in the list.

And while we're here, we might as well continue. In the last week alone, the following web searches have led to my blog:

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Making a small turban look big. And that's where I'll leave it.

Go Pats.