Today is my 10,000th day.
People are obsessed with how many times they’ve circled the sun. I’ve circled the sun a little over 27 times.
But whatever. Who cares about the dumb sun? I’m far more concerned with how many times I’ve spun around on this silly planet.
And today, I’m spinning around for the 10,000th time.
Unless you live until you’re 109, you’ll only experience three major birthdays—10,000, 20,000, and 30,000. So believe me—I'm gonna soak up every minute of it.
Now in an ironic twist I’ll be spending my 10,000th day entirely alone, without so much as setting eyes on another human being. This was not intentional. But more on that another time.
Anyway, please check with me to make sure you have my correct address on file, because I have not received your cards or gifts.
People are obsessed with how many times they’ve circled the sun. I’ve circled the sun a little over 27 times.
But whatever. Who cares about the dumb sun? I’m far more concerned with how many times I’ve spun around on this silly planet.
And today, I’m spinning around for the 10,000th time.
Unless you live until you’re 109, you’ll only experience three major birthdays—10,000, 20,000, and 30,000. So believe me—I'm gonna soak up every minute of it.
Now in an ironic twist I’ll be spending my 10,000th day entirely alone, without so much as setting eyes on another human being. This was not intentional. But more on that another time.
Anyway, please check with me to make sure you have my correct address on file, because I have not received your cards or gifts.
7 comments:
"Now in an ironic twist I’ll be spending my 10,000th day entirely alone, without so much as setting eyes on another human being."
Can't wait to hear this story
Can I send you an e-card to celebrate your 10,000 days?
But I have searched 3 email adresses of yours,I have no idea which one you check regularly.Anyway,happy everyday and make each day count(it may sound cliche)
Are you okay? You don't usually make grammatical errors:
I gonna soak up every minute of it?
I wasn't going to post but my word verification was HORKED ... if that doesn't mean anything it should.
HORKED : What the network did to my
show.
Sam Tyler , Life On Mars ...
wv motcho
Why count your days?
Why send a gift when you can be one?
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