My fantasy baseball draft is happening shortly. I was reading an article about sleepers and my grandfather walked in the room:
Grandfather: What the hell are you doing on the computer?
Tim: I'm about to draft my fantasy baseball team.
Grandfather: Your what?
Tim: My fantasy baseball team. The draft is upcoming.
Grandfather: Your baseball what? I never heard of such a thing.
[Grandfather exits room]
Grandfather [from other room]: Shirley, he's playing baseball on the computer.