tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post113878010537319824..comments2024-02-18T03:50:34.928-05:00Comments on underneath the turban: Dogs Part IIUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1139209639192542892006-02-06T02:07:00.000-05:002006-02-06T02:07:00.000-05:00My friend Molly had a sucky dog that had had its b...My friend Molly had a sucky dog that had had its bark-box removed. And every time it tried to bark it'd make the whole barking mouth movement, but no sound would come out. And every single time, it would look really confused and try again. <BR/><BR/>Quite entertaining.Dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17769094267054496828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1139048012700182282006-02-04T05:13:00.000-05:002006-02-04T05:13:00.000-05:00was that last comment actually posted by the frien...was that last comment actually posted by the friend's cousin?? because that would be ridiculously awkwardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1138857382081112432006-02-02T00:16:00.000-05:002006-02-02T00:16:00.000-05:00If your friend's cousin reads your blog, don't wor...If your friend's cousin reads your blog, don't worry...he'll have no idea you were writing about him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1138853681416607332006-02-01T23:14:00.000-05:002006-02-01T23:14:00.000-05:00The problem with that dog is that he's not neutere...The problem with that dog is that he's not neutered, NOT that he's a standard poodle.<BR/> <BR/>Standard poodles are the smartest dogs. They hide cake in their mouths when you catch them eating the cake. They learn to unlock the pantry door (as would I, if I were locked out of the pantry.) They do not shed. They catch ducks. They get stolen to crackhouses as puppies and come out not only ok, but not even personality-deficient. Beethoven wrote a song for them. John Steinbeck travelled across the country with one. Before the rise of idiotic labrador retrievers, who have greasy hair and are retarded, they were the most popular dog in America. And clearly the decline of the poodle is directly connected to the rise of McMansions and suburbia, and all social ills. Sometimes people even dye them hot pink. And there are poodles in ancient Egyptian art. Poodles make excellent seeing eye dogs. They save their owners from fires.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1138837027465079452006-02-01T18:37:00.000-05:002006-02-01T18:37:00.000-05:00Is eve "anonymous"?Is eve "anonymous"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14381999.post-1138813867920441472006-02-01T12:11:00.000-05:002006-02-01T12:11:00.000-05:00hilarioushilariousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com