What the Hell?

When I was about 5, in a span of 24 hours, my Dad shared his wisdom by stressing that "nobody's perfect" and in class my teacher explained that "practice makes perfect." It was a contradiction that confused me then, and I'm still a bit bothered by it to this day.

The Surprise of a Lifetime

As an agnostic, I can't imagine what a pleasant shock it will be if I die and find myself in some kind of afterlife. In fact, I can't think of anything more fun than sitting around the afterlife waiting to see the expression on the agnostics' and atheists' faces as they come in.