Uma Thurman
Meryl Streep
Heath Ledger*
Giselle
Sean Penn
Madonna
Penelope Cruz**
Barbra Streisand
Venus Williams
Nicholas Cage
*I don't care what anyone says, Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, and Joaquin Phoenix are all the same person.
**Take it easy-- she's not ugly, but she's definitely weird-looking.
I left people like Kirstin Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker off because they were too obvious.
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oh right, it takes up her entire head.
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A few important issues:
ReplyDelete1. Uma Thurman is beautiful.
2. Joaquin Phoenix also looks exactly like Matt Dillon.
3. Bressman, as usual, is quite right: KD is ugly...in person, as well as onscreen.
4. Anyone who thinks Penis Williams is attractive is blind.
is there really someone out there who thinks nicolas cage is good looking? dear god.
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